my lawn sucks

I can't even guess how much time I spent on my lawn, and it still looks like crap. My neighbors are retired, and have nothing but spare time to spend on cultivating their lawns, and they all look like fairways, except one.

My neighbor to my left does literally nothing to his lawn. It's a lawn of weeds which seem to pollinate to my yard. the side of my yard nearest his is crap. the other side is pristine. the dude to the left has freakin vines that grow through my rhododendrons (yeah, hadda spell check that bad boy), and is killing it. I've spent countless hours trying to kill, pull, prune these freakin weeds. Damn you. Anyway, it is the kick off to summer, so no complaints (other then this rant).